Actual things i said to people

Post subject: Actual things i said to people Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 04:03 PM

1. It dosent matter how much i drink and drink and drink, you dont look any better anyway. (was meent as a come on to a girl standing in the bar)

2. How come your son look so good but your daughter looks like shit ? (was meent as a come on to my friends sister, said it to there parents)

3. No i dont think your a nice person all i want to do is sleep with you (dont remember who might be anyone)

4. If were not going to have sex you might aswell leave cause i dont like you that much that i want to spend the night talking to you (said to my cheating ex girlfriend, i think it was somesort of a revenge from my side)

5. Yes i can talk to the otherside and yes i see dead people aswell (me trying to get a medium to go home with me)

6. No i will only sleep with you not kiss you or hug you and say your pretty afterwards, btw you have cab money ? (me being an arse as usual)

This i said sober to my wife when we talkt about marriage

" why do we need that ? we have the same last name so i cant see any use of wasting money on a wedding "

Theres a hell lot more aswell, but its hard to remember when you spended half your life drunk.

Ps i am not a pig, sometimes i just having trouble with my mouth.Ps

Post subject: Actual things i said to people Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 04:07 PM

Hey Pagor

To fill in some of the blanks in your memory. You have said #3 and #6 to me on more then one ocassion. I am sure you have forgotten the sharp gash my tongue made in your throat.

So maybe there not really gaps in your memory. maybe reality is not reality and the pixel world is the true reality.

Post subject: Actual things i said to people Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 04:09 PM

OMG are you sure ?

You must hate me ?

This wasnt me - honest! Was my room mate I lived together with. As a guy it was actually funny AT the time.....

- Do you take birth controlls?
- No
- Can I come inside anyway?
-No
- To late

Post subject: Actual things i said to people Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 04:11 PM

LOL

Yeah i did that once aswell just rememberd that now, thank god nothing happend !

cleo wrote:

Hey Pagor

To fill in some of the blanks in your memory. You have said #3 and #6 to me on more then one ocassion. .

He said those to me aswell Sad

Post subject: Actual things i said to people Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 04:12 PM

Yeha Paggie I am sure......And no I dont hate you...I know you have a way with words Razz

Post subject: Actual things i said to people Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 04:13 PM

LOL pagor has a way with words doesnt he Affie

Lord_afghan wrote:

cleo wrote:

Hey Pagor

To fill in some of the blanks in your memory. You have said #3 and #6 to me on more then one ocassion. .

He said those to me aswell Sad

Thats an UPRIGHT DAMN LIE !

I wouldent ask anything, i would just do you man !

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Gosh my spelling... your cranking my spelling cleo.. now i feel really sad and emotionaly drained...

Post subject: Actual things i said to people Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 04:16 PM

too much information there paggie....Your making my decison easy as to who I love better too easy Razz

and there is no saying Affie looks anything like me..so dont even go there with ...but I thought it was you

Post subject: Actual things i said to people Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 04:17 PM

*sit´s still and does nothing*

Post subject: Actual things i said to people Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 04:20 PM

ooo if you sit still and do nothing that kinda makes me have to do all the work....it's a 50/50 thing isn't it?

If not I been doing it wrong for years

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cleo wrote:

ooo if you sit still and do nothing that kinda makes me have to do all the work....it's a 50/50 thing isn't it?

If not I been doing it wrong for years

Na its a 10/10/10 thing - the rest is gadgets and toys Very Happy

ohh and paggy aint one of those 10%.....

Post subject: Actual things i said to people Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 04:25 PM

LOL Paggy! And to what guys did said all those 1-7 sentences? Very Happy

I have one to add.

Paggy said Happy birthday you old hag to me today Very Happy

I'd like to point out that I'm not as old as a lot of you CLOWNs Razz

Post subject: Actual things i said to people Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 04:37 PM

awww Paggie *hugs* I wasn't cranking your spelling I was cranking you way of speaking. Sometimes your not the politest CLOWN, you just blur things out. And if you remeber I am a true Lady and I have to harass you about it.

Morri wrote:

I have one to add.

Paggy said Happy birthday you old hag to me today Very Happy

I'd like to point out that I'm not as old as a lot of you CLOWNs Razz

Its your birthday?

Loads of CUMGRATULATIONS!

*hands over a very nice and expansive gift*

*sings happy birthday to you*

Yes it is, I can sort of be classed as old now.

I'm *cough* 30 *cough* today Very Happy

Post subject: Actual things i said to people Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 04:49 PM

*dosent know what to say*

Morri nd slin are still grandparents to me after they fooled me in ct.

And untill they come up with some evidance they are still old farts in my mind ! Smile

Yeah BUT i said i was joiking dident i ? or was i thinking that ?

Yeah keep me short Cloe <-- lol ! Smile

Post subject: Actual things i said to people Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 04:57 PM

LOl yeah I think you and Nexxus need to learn to spell or drink less to type properly my name Razz

Otherwise I want all the details on this Cloe woman!!!!!! Who does she think she is keeping you short!
Keeping it long is what is most fun

A quiet clown Joined: Nov 15, 2006 Posts: 1

I know one who is going to sleep on the couch tonight. Mad

Post subject: Actual things i said to people Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 06:16 PM

Oh no I didnt mean to get anyone sleeping on the couch. I will behave in the future. Damn you affie you got me in trouble again.

*begs the Mrs. forgiveness*

Post subject: Actual things i said to people Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 07:02 PM

Happy birthday morri Very Happy

The Travelling Joined: Aug 13, 2006 Posts: 167 CLOWN

Happy Birthday Morri, plz don't say 30's old tho, I got it coming soon which will make 40 old, then 50 and so on. Just think like that and it'll never be a problem Weedman

And hi Mrs Pagor, finally i meet the most amazingly tolerant woman in the world. What's a lovely lady such as yourself doing in a place like this? Ya winkles

Post subject: Actual things i said to people Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:11 PM

GZ MORRI

Pagors_wife wrote:

I know one who is going to sleep on the couch tonight. Mad

ROFL, in your face Pagor Super

Post subject: Actual things i said to people Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 02:36 PM

Bah.. Pagors_wife (or he thinks he is or want to be) is non other then mr Afghan.

Pagor wrote:

Bah.. Pagors_wife (or he thinks he is or want to be) is non other then mr Afghan.

thats a blantant lie!

Post subject: Actual things i said to people Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 03:01 PM

now boys and girls.......

we need to learn to play nicely together or I am going to have to take your recess away today. And you will have to sit in your seats and color with crayons.

*evilgrin*

MMUUUHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lord_afghan wrote:

Pagor wrote:

Bah.. Pagors_wife (or he thinks he is or want to be) is non other then mr Afghan.

thats a blantant lie!

Dude i know you want me ! ! ! ! Shocked

Pagor wrote:

Lord_afghan wrote:

Pagor wrote:

Bah.. Pagors_wife (or he thinks he is or want to be) is non other then mr Afghan.

thats a blantant lie!

Dude i know you want me ! ! ! ! Shocked

Please, dont make babies together... Rolling eyes

Post subject: Actual things i said to people Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 08:55 PM

If they make babies they will have to be born by c-section. The world will need to reclassify the worlds biggest wonder. And with Affie and Pagors good looks in a child, Sweden will have a big decrease in population....I think I have room to hold a few of you until you can find permanent houseing if this phenonomen should occur.

MMUUHHAAAA