Adenas is AWOL!

Post subject: Adenas is AWOL! Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 07:33 AM

I don't wish to cause mass hysteria but Adenas is missing...!!!!!!!
Shocked

He's not shown up for work this morning and all I've found so far is a small trail of blood leading from his chair towards the fire escape!

You'll also notice that 12 hours have passed since his last post - a previously unheard of situation.

I'm suspecting foul play - I'm not sure from which quarter but it seems clear to me that somebody or somebodies have captured our beloved Adenas.

I'm going to pick up the trail before it grows too cold - those of you who can I would be grateful if you could make your way to Leatherhead, we'll group and go on the hunt.
Slin - Morri - Ary - I've sent a fast car to pick you up. Load heavy cause this could get messy.
Crow - Pocket - Raine - I've spoken to BAA and they've cleared an inbound flight from Norway - bring what you can but I understand speed is the priority in you getting here.
Sequel + any other UK Clowns - come if you can - you'll form the second contingent of Loonies on the Lookout, I'll be asking you to sweep in from the North West in normal configuration.
Gloom + any other Swedish Clowns - Helicopter is on the way to get you - will take you to a fast boat that'll bring you in to the south coast - please sweep North and we'll close the net.

God speed to you all!

Post subject: Re: Adenas is AWOL! Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 07:38 AM

Ehh, what the heck!?

That scared the crap out of me for real!

The Deadly Joined: Mar 20, 2006 Posts: 284 CLOWN

Maybe a female thingie cought him and dragged him into her cave AND FORCED HIM TO STAY THE NIGHT!! Wink

Post subject: Re: Adenas is AWOL! Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 07:52 AM

but Minimax's avatar is even more scary, I cant sleep tonight

Post subject: Re: Adenas is AWOL! Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 07:55 AM

I arrived on the scene about 20 mins ago and in a desire to assist the investigation (quench my thirst) I examined the blood (tasted it)...

It seems to be strawberry jam...

Perhaps another investigation should be launched... are you missing any doughnuts?

Ary

Post subject: Re: Adenas is AWOL! Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 08:02 AM

Ary - firstly why the noggins haven't you created an account here yet???

Anyway glad you could come so swiftly - I appreciate the strength of your arm in this pursuit. Jam eh... hmm.... well we've no doughnuts missing to my knowledge but that's something else to think about.

minimax - er... could have happened that way... but I'd expect less Jam.....?

Lord F - be afraid... be very afraid. Adenas is one of our members and as such any act against him is against us all.... the people(s) who have carried out this vile act will see the might of Clown awoken. Our grins and good humour are a thin mask when it comes to vengance and good.

Come Ary, mount up and we'll see what we can find - yes we'll get you a doughnut first.

The Noble Joined: Mar 19, 2006 Posts: 260 CLOWN

What scares me is that the scene of the crime is the one place he never got to...

Post subject: Re: Adenas is AWOL! Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 08:20 AM

Raine - I think he never got away last night... he was probably working late. Tweaking the site, planning a raid, going over some plans for mayhem in WoW, just tinkering with the things he enjoys when the dastardly deed occured.

It could have been someone known to him - perhaps he openly greeted a friend before being stabbed in the back by the same.... or perhaps he was taken unawares being engrossed in what he was doing.

Ary and I are on it though!

Post subject: Re: Adenas is AWOL! Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 08:27 AM

Yup, we're on it! Never fear the truth shall be uncovered! Nothing shall stand in our way till the truth is known!

Can I have a go in Gloom's helicopter?

Ary

The Noble Joined: Mar 19, 2006 Posts: 260 CLOWN

Well.. I might be a bit late.. They stopped me at the custom! They mumbled something about "I have never seen so many pies..." Then they came with 3 dogs. They started to sniff at the pies, then ate more than half of them. I got a little annoyed, but not so much as the policemen when the dogs rolled over and died.. Well.. not my fault.. If they had asked me nicely, I could have told them these are for throwing, not eating..

COME AND GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

The Deadly Joined: Mar 20, 2006 Posts: 284 CLOWN

Raine did you check what kind of bakingPOWDER you used for the pies?

Lord F: No need to sleep there's wow to play Smile

Post subject: Re: Adenas is AWOL! Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 09:23 AM

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He's not shown up for work this morning and all I've found so far is a small trail of blood leading from his chair towards the fire escape!

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It seems to be strawberry jam...

Perhaps another investigation should be launched... are you missing any doughnuts?

Oh... my... god! Adenas has been kidnapped by the subterranian doughnut people?!?

*whimper* I'm scared...

Post subject: Re: Adenas is AWOL! Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:18 PM

Bah! The damn helicopter pilot refused to load my wheel chair! Im strongly suspecting him having something against us smelly gnomes though..

Anyhow, Ive been in touch with UGUC (United Gnomes Under Cover). Unconfiremd rumors have it Hogger is missing too.

Post subject: Re: Adenas is AWOL! Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:36 PM

Gazooks! This is dire news indeed.

Sorry to hear that you're having bother with the pilot.... let him know that Ary wants a go in the copter and is a Teri Kasi Master!

This is how I think it may have gone down - Hogger and the murlocs have teamed up... probably over a plate of doughnuts and decided that their mutual threat to world domination is Adenas. Lets be honest no-one has thwarted their plans more than he has planning regular raids and attacking them on sight irrespective of level or ability!

By my reckoning they've probably taken him towards water, Hogger is stronger than any one murloc but in a pack they'll be calling the shots.

Fire up the speeder it's time to get our feet wet!

Post subject: Re: Adenas is AWOL! Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:44 PM

I actually have another theory (it involves Lightrunners account and/or mind/body swaping), but I'll keep that one too myself Wink

Lets blame the murlocs!!! They are evil and must be punished!