The Circus
Welcome Anonymous

Nickname
Password
(Register)
There are no events scheduled in the next 7 days.
NeXuS: afghan
13-Oct-2024 09:52:11
Gloom: CLOWN Discord! check out details on CLOWN facebook !
23-Mar-2019 23:28:09
Gloom: https://www.facebo ok.com/groups/clow nguild/
23-Mar-2019 22:31:46
Gloom: Fallout 76 !!!
16-Dec-2018 01:22:10
Lavida: Any Clowns in Lords Mobile?
26-Sep-2018 07:56:39
Romano: Bring In The Clowns!!!
03-Sep-2018 21:37:47
Gloom: Rock ya
06-Aug-2018 16:45:24
Lavida: Hallo everyone long time no see ..
21-Jul-2018 06:15:33
cleo: Damn I miss you all.
16-Jun-2018 03:05:27
cleo: Ah they live!!
16-Jun-2018 03:03:00
Shout History
Only Registered Users can Shout
Create/Login
Circus Forums › CLOWN › Clown Hall › this one made me laugh :)
this one made me laugh :)
General CLOWN Forum. Talk about anything regarding CLOWN and anything else.
Post new topic Reply to topic Printer Friendly Page
View previous topic :: View next topic
Author Message
Sascharim
The Reckless
The Reckless

Sascharim

Offline

Joined: Mar 20, 2006
Posts: 894
Location: Sweden, Göteborg, Kungsladugård
CLOWN
Supporter

Post Post subject: this one made me laugh :)
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 02:14 PM
Reply with quote

[Profanity Filter off]



There's a woman in a hospital in a coma. Her nurse notices after a few days that every time she sponge bathes the woman around the crotch, her vital signs, according to the nearby monitor, increase significantly.

The nurse gets the bright idea that oral sex might just provide the stimulus to bring the woman out of her coma. She calls the woman's husband, tells him her idea about oral sex, and he agrees.

When he arrives at the hospital, the nurse ushers him into the room, closes the curtain around the bed, and closes the door. Five minutes later, the man comes running out of the room screaming that all of his wife's vital signs have plummeted to zero and she needs a doctor immediately.

The nurse, upset that her idea had not only not worked, but seemed to be threatening the life of the woman she had sought to save, asked the man what had happened.

"I'm not sure, but I think she choked".

Back to top
View user's profile MSN Messenger Skype
Lithic
The Curious
The Curious

Lithic

Offline

Joined: Mar 17, 2006
Posts: 591
Location: The Last Bastion of Human Sanity
CLOWN

Post Post subject: this one made me laugh :)
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 02:39 PM
Reply with quote

LOL!

Oh my, and here I was hoping that I was less messed up then Sasch, well no hope of that any more I guess. So nasty.


_________________
"In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the mad man to show the way."
Back to top
View user's profile MSN Messenger
Pagor
The Suicidal
The Suicidal

Pagor

Offline

Joined: Mar 26, 2006
Posts: 1514
Location: Strängnäs Södermanland
CLOWN

Post Post subject: this one made me laugh :)
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 03:03 PM
Reply with quote

Yeah MALE POWER !!!!!!!!!!!

Haha


_________________
Bill Lee.

AIRBORNE !!



Currahee
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail Skype Photo Gallery
Sascharim
The Reckless
The Reckless

Sascharim

Offline

Joined: Mar 20, 2006
Posts: 894
Location: Sweden, Göteborg, Kungsladugård
CLOWN
Supporter

Post Post subject: Re: this one made me laugh :)
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 03:04 PM
Reply with quote

hehe Smile

i have another one but i dare not post it Mr. Green

Back to top
View user's profile MSN Messenger Skype
Rune
The Rune
The Rune

Rune

Joined: Apr 17, 2006
Posts: 808
Location: Norway
CLOWN

Post Post subject: this one made me laugh :)
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 03:33 PM
Reply with quote

Very Happy


_________________
Sunt pueri pueri puerilia tractant

---
Aoc: Wood - 80 Barbarian - Wolcom - 80 Demonologist - Vincenta - 80 Priest of Mitra
Wow: Woodhead - 70 rogue - Tinka - 70 druid - Woodster - 70 Shaman (All retired)
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail MSN Messenger Skype
Hefaistos
The Jotun
The Jotun

Hefaistos

Offline

Joined: Aug 03, 2006
Posts: 1169
Location: Jotunheim
CLOWN

Post Post subject: this one made me laugh :)
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:06 PM
Reply with quote

hahaha please post the other one Very Happy


_________________
No more clowning around. I'm not the Vindicator or the Victimizer or the Vaporizer or the Vibrator! I'm...
The Violator!

Long live the Air Force!
Long live the Army!
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail MSN Messenger Skype
Post new topic Reply to topic Printer Friendly Page
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You can reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum

There is a CLOWN in all of us (Warchief Thrall of Orgrimmar)

Hello been a long time... Hello been a long time...
Last post by Adenas in forum Clown Hall on Mon Mar 25, 2019 07:44 PM
1 Replies, 29941 Views

Slinver and Morrianna ... Slinver and Morrianna ...
Last post by Lightrunner in forum Clown Hall on Thu Nov 02, 2017 11:15 AM
6 Replies, 43981 Views

Albion Online Albion Online
Last post by Gloom in forum Clown Hall on Sun Dec 11, 2016 12:33 PM
1 Replies, 27151 Views

No man's sky No man's sky
Last post by Gloom in forum Clown Hall on Tue Aug 16, 2016 07:08 AM
2 Replies, 31258 Views

Overwatch Overwatch
Last post by Gloom in forum Clown Hall on Thu Jun 09, 2016 11:33 AM
0 Replies, 26422 Views

MERRY CHRISTMAS!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Last post by Lightrunner in forum Clown Hall on Tue Jan 19, 2016 11:54 AM
2 Replies, 30780 Views

Re: Wildstar online Re: Wildstar online
Last post by Gloom in forum Clown Hall on Sun Jan 17, 2016 09:33 PM
4 Replies, 37883 Views

Steam group Steam group
Last post by Haegl in forum Clown Hall on Fri Jan 01, 2016 04:07 AM
12 Replies, 55426 Views

Miss you guys! Miss you guys!
Last post by Gloom in forum Clown Hall on Thu Mar 26, 2015 06:13 AM
4 Replies, 39331 Views

Anyone playing Elite:D... Anyone playing Elite:D...
Last post by Baratus in forum Clown Hall on Sat Jan 10, 2015 07:31 AM
0 Replies, 30023 Views

 Bots:
1: Google > CLOWN Calendar
2: Majestic-12 > CLOWN Calendar
 Visitors:
001: Circus Pictures
002: Circus Pictures
003: Circus Pictures
004: Circus Pictures
005: Circus Pictures
006: Circus Pictures
007: Circus Pictures
008: Circus Pictures
009: Home
010: Circus Pictures
011: CLOWN Calendar
012: Circus Pictures
013: Circus Pictures
014: Circus Pictures
015: Circus Pictures
016: Circus Pictures
017: Circus Pictures
018: Circus Pictures
019: Circus Pictures
020: Circus Pictures
021: Circus Pictures
022: Circus Forums
023: Circus Pictures
024: CLOWN Calendar
025: Home
026: Circus Pictures
027: Circus Pictures
028: Circus Pictures
029: Circus Pictures
030: Circus Pictures
031: Circus Forums
032: Circus Pictures
033: Circus Pictures
034: Circus Pictures
035: Home
036: Circus Pictures
037: Circus Pictures
038: Circus Pictures
039: Circus Pictures
040: Circus Pictures
041: Circus Pictures
042: Circus Pictures
043: Circus Pictures
044: Circus Pictures
045: Circus Forums
046: Circus Forums
047: CLOWN Calendar
048: Circus Pictures
049: Home
050: Circus Pictures
051: Circus Pictures
052: Circus Pictures
053: CLOWN Calendar
054: Circus Pictures
055: Circus Pictures
056: Circus Pictures
057: CLOWN Calendar
058: Circus Forums
059: Circus Pictures
060: Circus Pictures
061: Circus Pictures
062: Circus Pictures
063: Circus Pictures
064: Circus Pictures
065: Circus Pictures
066: Circus Pictures
067: Home
068: Circus Forums
069: Circus Pictures
070: Home
071: Circus Pictures
072: Circus Pictures
073: CLOWN Calendar
074: Circus Forums
075: Circus Forums
076: CLOWN Arcade
077: Circus Pictures
078: Circus Pictures
079: Statistics
080: Circus Forums
081: Home
082: CLOWN Calendar
083: Home
084: Circus Forums
085: Circus Forums
086: Circus Pictures
087: Circus Pictures
088: Circus Forums
089: Circus Forums
090: Circus Pictures
091: Circus Pictures
092: CLOWN Calendar
093: Statistics
094: Circus Forums
095: Statistics
096: Circus Pictures
097: CLOWN Calendar
098: CLOWN Calendar
99: Home
100: Circus Pictures
101: Circus Pictures
102: Circus Forums
103: Statistics
104: Circus Forums
105: Circus Pictures
106: Circus Pictures
107: CLOWN Calendar
108: CLOWN Calendar
109: Circus Pictures
110: Circus Forums
111: Circus Pictures
112: Circus Pictures
113: Circus Pictures
114: CLOWN Calendar
115: Circus Pictures
116: Circus Forums
117: Circus Pictures
118: CLOWNish Words
119: Circus Forums
120: CLOWN Calendar
121: CLOWN Calendar
122: CLOWN Calendar
123: Circus Pictures
124: CLOWN Calendar
125: CLOWN Calendar
126: Circus Pictures
127: Circus Pictures
128: Circus Pictures
129: Home
130: Circus Pictures
131: Circus Pictures
132: Circus Pictures
133: Circus Pictures
134: Circus Forums
135: Circus Pictures
136: Home
137: Circus Pictures
138: Home
139: Circus Pictures
140: Circus Forums
141: Circus Forums
142: Circus Pictures
143: Circus Pictures
144: Circus Forums
145: Circus Pictures
146: Circus Pictures
147: Circus Pictures
148: Circus Pictures
149: Circus Pictures
150: Circus Pictures
151: Home
152: Circus Pictures
153: Circus Pictures
154: Circus Forums
155: Circus Pictures
156: CLOWN Calendar
157: Circus Pictures
158: Circus Forums
159: Circus Forums
160: Circus Forums
161: Circus Forums
162: Circus Forums
163: Circus Pictures
164: CLOWN Calendar
165: CLOWN Calendar
166: Circus Forums
167: Home
168: Home
169: CLOWNish Words
170: Home
171: Home
172: Circus Forums
173: Circus Pictures
174: Circus Pictures
175: Home
176: Home
177: CLOWNspeak
178: Home
179: Home
180: Home
181: Circus Pictures
182: Circus Forums
183: Account Details
184: Circus Forums
185: Home
186: Circus Forums
187: Circus Pictures
188: Home
189: Circus News
190: Circus Forums
191: Circus Forums
192: Home
193: Circus Forums
194: Circus Pictures
195: CLOWN Calendar
196: Circus Pictures
197: CLOWN Calendar
198: Circus Pictures
199: CLOWN Calendar
200: Surveys
201: Circus Pictures
202: CLOWN Calendar
203: CLOWNish Words
204: CLOWN Calendar
205: Circus Pictures
206: Circus Forums
207: Circus Forums
208: News Archive
209: CLOWN Calendar
210: CLOWN Calendar
211: Circus Pictures
212: Circus Forums
213: CLOWN Calendar
214: Circus Pictures
215: CLOWN Calendar
216: Circus Pictures
217: Circus Pictures
218: Circus Forums
219: Circus Pictures
220: Statistics
221: Home
222: Circus Pictures
223: Circus Forums
224: Circus Forums
225: Circus Forums
226: Circus Forums
227: Circus Forums
Who are you playing with atm?

Yourself
85 %85 %85 %
Others
14 %14 %14 %
Results :: Polls

Votes: 34

Bring in the CLOWNs!
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy
CLOWN: Based on Azul-Carbon theme and related images designed by Jamin