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Post Post subject: Important Security Announcement
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 03:46 PM
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The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to
"Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to
"Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit
Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody
Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance"
warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised
its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher
levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was
precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag
factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level
of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and
Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels
remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful
Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also
have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the
only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to
deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the
new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish
navy!!


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Post Post subject: Important Security Announcement
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 04:20 PM
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hahaha good post Haegl Laughing


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Post Post subject: Important Security Announcement
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 04:59 PM
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:59 PM
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Very Happy haha

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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:27 AM
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BWAHAHAHA! The best! You rock Haegl Very Happy


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